Note: dogs don’t RT. They RB (rebark). This was a conversation I overheard in my front yard, among our neighbors’ dogs, yesterday morning.
@YippeeSpaniel: Squirrel!
@BlackLab: RB @YippeeSpaniel Squirrel!
@GoldenRetriever: RB @BlackLab: RB: @YippeeSpaniel Squirrel!
@YippeeSpaniel: I’m small but I’m louder! RB @GoldenRetriever: RB @BlackLab: RB: @YippeeSpaniel Squirrel!
@PitBull: @YippeeSpaniel @BlackLab @GoldenRetriever Squirrel! #Snack
Pause – dogs in their own yards.
Ambulance drives by.
@BlackLab: Siren! #Loud
@GoldenRetriever: RB @BlackLab: Siren! #Loud
@YippeeSpaniel: I can bark louder than the siren and you big boys! RB @GoldenRetriever @BlackLab Siren! #Loud
@PitBull: Siren? #Blood #Snack
@BlackLab: I just earned the #GiveADogABone badge on Pupsquare in my own backyard.
@GoldenRetriever: @PursePup is jumping at her bay window again. She wants out.
@PitBull: How much is that doggy in the window? @PursePup #snack
@YippeeSpaniel: Guess who just got out of my collar! Digging under the cell wall now! Great escape soon!
@GoldenRetriever: He just brought me lunch. Dog chow. Again.
@PitBull: Dog chow? #snack
@YippeeSpaniel: Freedom! It’s been real!
@BlackLab: @YippeeSpaniel How bout that?
@GoldenRetriever: @YippeeSpaniel has left the backyard. and fled the block.
@PitBull: Guess it’s just a 3 dog night. Anyone for a #snack? There’s that darn cat.
I must be a dog. Because those tweets somewhat resemble mine.